8 year olds, dude.

It can be two things.

everyone was excited to see the original terrifying clown return to the big screen.

Get a plate-a-the red crap for the real-a ugly kid!

Only if Bray draws comical evil eyebrows on his forehead, above his real eyebrows.

Ireland.

So you think Louis CK voted for Trump? Not sure what you mean here.

I was (mostly) kidding.

Nah, he's got an accent. Also, he's not 7 feet tall and 'roided to the gills.

The NEW Dungeon of Doom!

Oh, she's mannish! No wonder I thought she was kinda cute!

Loofah! The loofah industry, dammit!

Considering that the announcers were doing their "post-WM crowd is Opposite Day, it's weird and wacky!" talking points, I'm thinking it's back to the latter.

I feel a little bad about it.

Jigroes

I think you mean Dr. Wahwee.
https://youtu.be/JQ_FSVWR6ZE

Mega Man!
The fighting robot?
Mega Man!
The fighting robot?
Mega Man!
The fighting robot?
Mega Man!
The fighting robot?

Half of the people on ScarJo's character's team weren't Asian, and none of the people working at the big bad corporation were, either. The main villains were both white guys. I think only four Asian characters had speaking roles, and one of them was speaking Japanese.

The missiles are flying.

It's a Quebec thing. It's a heavily Catholic place, hence using Church-y terms in a profane manner. I don't think anybody does it in English.