The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of Brutals.

I DON'T WANT YOU SERVING THEM TWO JIGGERS

Bootybootybootybooty Man!!

Booger Red!

Rumor is that Reigns vs. The Undertaker will close the show.

Yes, it is.

That is something that I never knew! Thanks for that.

Parmalat is one of the most fucked-up, artificial tastes I've experienced. There's something about its flavor that instantly feels like a mistake. It tastes like hard radiation or something.

Weird. I haven't seen SAC, but Imperial Americana as a Southern US successor state is a thing in Appleseed, too. (There's a rather nasty subplot where the main characters find out an IA dignitary has literally been keeping slaves…)

Also, I thought that the AV Club officially despised anyone who has even been accused of sexual assault. I know Gibbs was acquitted, but… how does this work, again?

Though it is definitely corny, I still liked "No Lives Matter" as a kind of throwback to my early high school days… and I actually appreciated the message. Musically it's not really anything particularly interesting, though.

I live in St Petersburg, FL. My wife and I have a tendency to drawl SAINT PEEEETE, SPRAAANG BREAAAAK at random thanks to this fine performance.

Those versions of the Hardys might be tied up in litigation, unfortunately.

Hughes made a rich kid and his apparently equally wealthy friends the heroes in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, too.

I just read a profile of Gary Cole with no mention of his role as Sheriff Buck in American Gothic. I must be losing my mind.

Ministry is pretty much metal now, sure, I get it.
3TEETH is metal?
When did Combichrist become metal (as opposed to really shitty dance-industrial)?

He's going to crumble to dust and blow away one-third of the way down The Ultimate Thrill Ride's long, looooong entrance ramp.

This comment is bias

ALERT: I've tried this stuff. Multiple times. It doesn't taste the way it smells, but it does taste like a different nasty smell. In fact, it tastes like cow manure smells: like grassy shit.

As I understand it, Detroit did consider this and even offered people on the edge of town money to relocate inward. They refused.