ALL RIGHT!
YOU'RE FUCKIN' PRETTY LOUD, NEW JERSEY.

SELL YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL
COME ON
COME OOOooOOoN
YAAAARH
YEEAAARGH
HELL YEAH

There's a huge billboard for this movie posted near the high-traffic road I take to work. All it says is "Believe and you will soar: SLAMMA JAMMA" and a release date. No actors' names, no pictures. It took me about two seconds to figure out it was probably a crappy inspirational movie. Looks like I was right.

I don't know. I haven't seen most of the anime. Just the first movie.

Truly, he is, in the words of Dalton from Road House, "too stupid to have a good time."

Yeah, Space Jam is a big deal to people who were kids when it came out. I was getting ready to graduate high school when it was released, so I stayed waaaaaaay the hell away from i.

"Gimme da kaezzzhhhhh" is also part of the personal lexicon used by my wife and I.

Killing him won't bring back your goddamned honey!

Batou's supposed to be a white guy. He's Belgian. His last name was probably intended to be Romanized as Bateau or something like that.

We also would have accepted Go! Go! To hell!

The effect where the superimposed gunk shoots out of his mouth scares the shit out of me to this day. It just looks wrong.

Yor's world? He's the man!

In the whomp bomp domp bomp one mo tiiiiiiiiiiii

I used to watch the show religiously as a kid, and my bedtime was immediately after it aired. I didn't sleep much on those nights.

Theros Ironfeld or GTFO

He's up for parole this year! The Juice is loose, baby!!

DAH!

The cover definitely makes it look self-published.

My mind is always blown when I find out that there are people who kept Ashley on the team until the end. To hell with that noise; she was awful. Kaidan was just dull, not actively horrible.

The problem is that Dana is pretty awkward in the ring, and (presumably?) Stephanie isn't a great worker either. But there are plenty of people who want to see Stephanie get murked.