Almost 40. Sorry, I don't like puking.

I've seen a little bit of his Twitter posts, where he does that old douchebag standby of "I make more money than you," which is definitely not endearing.

I can understand that viewpoint, definitely.

I was watching with a bunch of 20-somethings and they all yelled "holy crap, the Undertaker is OLD" and similar variations when he showed up.

Does it help that my Amazon Smile account donates an infinitesimally tiny part of the money I spend to the Democratic Socialists of America?

You mean yet again? He was in The Force Awakens… and his head apparently doubled in size since Return of the Jedi. Unless that was some other random… um… alien… dowadowadowa guy.

WHITE SLAVERY

Would that it 'twere so seeyemple.

Oh. I don't remember that line. Probably because that movie wasn't very good.

Yep; I've only gotten drunk enough to get sick twice, and once was because a nice Korean girl from down the street kept handing me ice-cold somaek with lemon…

It's not a rug. It's worse: it's his hair. It's a nightmare combover.

…your ass look soft. Mind if I touch it and see if it's soft?
— Ying Yang Twins, "Wait (The Whisper Song)"

The Puck-Man thing is not only explained in the article, but shown in the header photo.

Yes, she tweaking.

I would have taken Goldberg over any of the other three I mentioned, but that's just due to knee-jerk leftover WCW loyalism than any real affection for the guy. He did put Bret Hart out of commission permanently.

Don't they have "cold brew" as an option now?

Anarchy burger, hold the government.

I watched "the Demon's" entrance and thought it was hilariously silly. And not in a good Lucha Underground way.

There are certainly more exciting people they could have had win it, I'll admit, but I was too busy being happy that Lesnar, the Undertaker, and/or Roman Reigns didn't win it. There is something really off-putting about Reigns — I've barely seen him wrestle a match and still disliked him.

I have never had an Uber ride that wasn't driven by an immigrant.