I also have been on a long hiatus from WWE (having barely watched them since the whole Katie Vick thing) and had a similar take on the event — though I honestly didn't mind Orton winning at all, and still don't fully understand why people seem to dislike him so much. (Keep in mind that I didn't see the entire…

I suspect a lot of that is because the Undertaker didn't get to do much, and it was his home state of Texas.

Every once in a while Cole will say something that is likely off the cuff, rather than fed to him from Vince in gorilla position, and it's usually great. The dude is actually a good commentator when he's allowed to be.

I maintain that Orton is one of the best in-ring performers they have. He's not great on the mic but he oozes douchey heelishness with every move he makes.

That shot of the dudes with the animal skins and bows is amazing.

Eggo-scaring? You meant -scarfing, right? Or does she strike fear into frozen waffles?

And as a rapper, he makes a great former child actor. THE CIRCLE IS COMPLEEEETE

Yeah, you forgot the part where the buttered pease spills all over Ser Marten's lobstered breastplate.

The series is called A Song of Ice and Fire, not "Song of Fire and Ice."

Nice link to a YouTube listicle, Internet!

To be fair, it did kind of sound like he said "Carter" the first time.

Aaaaand we bring it back to Trump in the last paragraph. Thank goodness!

Deep space stereo wars are an important part of the Star Wars canon, as shown here:
https://youtu.be/gI8aSJBC9u…

Yeah, I like Star Wars but never gave this a moment's thought.

It's Homo sapiens, not "homo sapiens" (or, for that matter, "homo sapien"). Learn your ICZN rules, dammit!

Man, we're even bringing articles about kazoo renditions of "Yakety Sax" back to Trump, now? Can't a brother catch a break from Trump?

Paul "Hunter 'Triple H' Hearst Helmsley" Levesque

I thought it was "back doored Little Joe," as in, he metaphorically fucked Little Joe in the butt.

Oddly enough, I basically never drink wine, and when do I try it, it tastes awful.

(sobbing) yea bruh it woke af