all things just keep getting bCRAAAAAB PEOPLE

lol dat avclub woke game on fleek tho

I think you meant "woke af"

When Black Sabbath switched out Ozzy for Dio, it worked. Now, when they switched out Dio for Martin… not so much.

It really didn't bother me. I mean, the accent is fun but it's the insults that are important.

What if they play the Godzilla theme in the background?

Even back in the 90s, when everybody was bagging on her looks, I thought she was pretty cute.

Smigel was barely even trying to do the accent that day. I like it.

If the next Superman is a terrorist, we need to be ready to stop him, with:
An army dude
A girl with a soul-eating sword (okay, fair enough)
A guy with a gun on his arm
A guy with leathery skin
A guy who's really good with boomerangs
A guy with fire powers (all right, not bad)
A teleporting witch chick (again, not bad)
A hot…

Not including Johnny Gill rubs me the wrong way.

Aa na na na na na anaaaa

Mmmaahaaaa the frenssshhampagne

With her fingers like that, she looks like she's about to sign "eat pussy."

Hell with it. Send it in.

Troy, MI?

See you at the party, Richter!

OH!!

I thought he just didn't give a fuck.

"Stranglehold" and maybe "Cat Scratch Fever," right?

Where is Ja?!