Presumably he'd argue that's because she "let him cheat."

I watched it on a flight to Japan and found it very affecting, but maybe I was just sleep-deprived. I'd say it was at least as engaging as some of the Pixar movies that have auto-won Oscars.

I am one of those people that couldn't make it past the first half hour of this movie. Same goes for Only God Forgives. I guess I only like Refn when he's dumbing it down or whatever.

Lucha Underground is the best thing he's been involved in for quite a long time.

I definitely shat a lot on election night, but since then it hasn't been remarkably different.

I work with a woman that nervously giggles constantly, particularly when she speaks, and it is absolutely maddening.

I hear "aboat" a lot more than "aboot."

-simni-da. There's an "n" in there.

Yes, it's a little-known fact that the robot body which houses the consciousness of Eugene Levy has no need to eat, sleep, or breathe, is waterproof to 3 atmospheres, and can remain intact in the cold vacuum of deep space.

You heard me.

The last I checked, Cyclops' dad was still alive, still being a space pirate in the Andromeda galaxy, and still fucking a humanoid skunk on the regular.

The comment "Illuminati shit" on that slowed-down "Walk Like an Egyptian" is perfect.

Yep, "napoli" really sucks.

That's a Clayton Purdom article for you.

*removes stag-antlered helmet
*hollows out stale loaf of bread
*fills it with piping hot stew
*spills stew all over lobstered breastplate
"Aw, fuck. Again?!"

How long will Baron Corbin pretend to have hair?

Ye Batt-Manne Stryckes Terrour In Maffachufetts

Was that The Gathering? If so, oh yeah, terrifying.

Those Korean silkworm larvae are the worst thing I've ever eaten. Truly awful.

The Goongas.