Shakespearean? Enticingly florid? Haha this guy must be trolling.

It'd be hilariously childish if it wasn't so depressingly predictable.

I can't believe he let Goldberg go over Lesnar. WCW LAWWST

Because Demolition are part of a lawsuit against WWE.

Oh, you. (giggle)

How many times are you planning on editing this?

Again: he said he would have voted on Trump, not for him.

I'm starting to think that Clayton Purdom and I don't have much in common.

SHIT MY DAD USED TO DO WHEN HE COULD STILL EAT AT PLACES LIKE THIS

That SLOWWWLY ROLLIN' COFFIN

RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND

Nope. Kid Rock has spoken!

(Inhabitants of Dumbfuckistan are of course exempt from being targeted)

"You fools! By electing Donald Trump, you have shown us exactly where the Real Americans are!"

ZAA-HARRM-BY

Don't forget the EIYAAAHH YA AHAHAHAHAHAH

That's rock!!

Can't be worse than the N64 controller, which forced you to twist your hands into some sort of awful crustacean claw just to play WWF No Mercy.

I feel like it makes the "work" part of JRPGs fun. Normally I find the grinding incredibly tedious, but (for me) Tactics made it engaging.

Hey hotshot! What's wrong with American talkin' polar bears?