I'd be happy to be able to play that War of the Lions remake on a console or platform I actually own. (The Android version that finally limped its way to release is apparently buggy as hell.)

I've played a bunch of these games, but the only one I actually found to be fun to play was Final Fantasy Tactics. The story was pretty much impenetrable, but I could level up those little dudes and change their jobs and move them around on a grid all day — in fact, I did exactly that for about a year in college.

O'Neal is the only writer for this site whose musical taste is even sort of similar to mine. Thanks for the recommendations, Scott.

That would be hilarious. Just have Kane flip gimmicks constantly like Foley did for a while, but with more wigs.

He'll be the third Diesel the WWE has had on their roster. A bit confusing.

This is less a movie review and more a game of the dozens.

Men of the (mid) West. They sound like they're from Wisconsin.

IC 434

I just watched Magnum TA vs. Tully Blanchard, "I Quit" match from Starrcade: The Gathering. It was pretty ugly.

SPACE DRAMA
check it and seeeee
got a fever of a hundred and threeeee

I'm still wondering if New Line is going to exercise their option for my The Rise and Fall of the Burger Chef Empire script.

Aha. It did look rather "off". Thanks.

That jellyfish one is by Ernst Haeckel, who was kind of a big deal in biology at the time and could draw one hell of a jellyfish. Jellyfish were kind of his thing, and his illustrated books on animals were fairly popular because they looked amazing.

No, you're Schmoopie.

But nobody will hear it over the BWAAAAMP

BWAAAAMP

There is a catbus you can climb around on and get inside of… if you are a child.

The gift shop in the museum is surprisingly restrained. They mostly sold books, stationery, posters, t-shirts, etc. For the other stuff you'd want a Ghibli Store. It's a chain kind of like Disney Stores.

When I was there, there were big NGE displays in all of the 7-Elevens because it was the 20th anniversary.

You can buy tickets ahead of time from a specific travel agency if you're outside Japan. They're listed on the museum's website. The one I contacted was located in Miami, but the whole process was hilariously Japanese. I had to call a Japanese person on the phone and read my credit card number and personal info to…