No love for anti-baseball?

But it's NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE to get film out of North Korea! Except there was an Indonesian dude on YouTube that regularly uploaded videos of bumbling around in Pyongyang.
https://www.youtube.com/cha…

My problem isn't that musicals are unrealistic. It's that they're usually over the top and tacky; like a character's not just feeling a certain way, but they feel it so deeply THAT THEY JUST GOTTAAAA SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING (in annoying Broadway theater voice). Obviously it's not always that way, but there's an…

Oh come on, this sounds like at least an F+.

WOULD WATCH

Russell Wong, no! I loved you as Jian-Wa in those Vanishing Son TV movies! At least Wago stayed away…

It does.

Yor's world? He's the man!
https://youtu.be/Dx-F6VnLezM

This is a woodgrain box, though, so it's part of the first print run. Those are hard to find.

A long time.

Call it OLD BEN and frame it as a Western "survive nature, get revenge" thing like Jeremiah Johnson and/or The Revenant.

“You want to get off of there. You want to stop that.”

Maffachufettf

Just skip to How to Train Your Dragon 4 and do a recap montage of 3 in the opening credits. 4 is where the good shit starts, anyway.

Just remake Jeremiah Johnson. He has a rough time in the desert, sees Tattooine near-humans' inhumanity to near-humans, makes friends with some Tusken Raiders, hooks up with a Sandwoman. Then somebody fucks up and pisses him off.

I watched the last one five times in the theater because I was having a kinda shitty year. This year is 2016, so yeah, I'll probably see it.

Tomarrow

Its and it's.

Maffachufettf

In Bram Stoker's Dracula he was doing Welsh-Austrian or something.