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Person in city whistled popular song

Buffalo Bills Cenobite Chatterer Christmas Ornament

[snickers, munches on what appears to be a chicken thigh]

Pazuzu is the everlasting skyyyyy. Your god lives beneath him.

That's… significantly less horrible than my not-at-all-serious suggestion.

Aliens turn Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Jonah Hill, and Channing Tatum into women. Hilarity ensues (?)

You know Pazuzu isn't just an Exorcist reference, right? To the Babylonians, he was the demon of the southwest wind.

I have yet to see I Come In Peace but I still find myself whispering the movie's title in that weird alien dealer's voice whenever somebody says that phrase. Thanks, TV trailers!

IDK

Beef tallow-infused money seems incredibly British.

I didn't even know it existed, so you must be correct.

I'm almost positive that Dracula movie was explicitly promoted as such. I don't think that Frankenstein vs. Gargoyles thing was.

You've got it backwards!

I thought that Dracula origin story thing from a couple years ago was "the first film in a whole new cinematic universe of monster movies from Universal."

I generally avoid looking at this saggy bastard's face but the Cowardly Lion one made me laugh.

I still primarily know this dude as a weirdly droopy-faced guy whose face opens up in a Sprite commercial. "LAST NAME EVER, FIRST NAME GREATEST."

What seems to be your boggle, citizen?

I didn't realize that was a regional thing. I also assumed the Grand Mac was THREE patties.

Ke… bab? Pou… tine? Pa… rmo? What foodstuffs are these?

Well, the Whopper was always better than the Big Mac anyway!