Burger King has a Big Mac, or at least it does in Florida. It's the Big King.

Frank Dux really did win an ancient, secret mixed martial arts tournament! And he really does know the Dim Mak! Frank Dux swears every word is true!

Well, if Wave Gotik Treffen's own Fake Fat Bill Leeb recommends it, who am I to argue?

I have a buddy that really likes one of the bands listed here (Dead When I Found Her). Supposedly they sound like Skinny Puppy. I've never checked them out because the name sucks.

There were one or two "crossover" people like that at my school, but there was definitely a divide. (Oh, and quasi-voluntary racial segregation, too!)

Nailed it regarding Kane. It's next to impossible to see him as threatening after being goofy-assed "congratulations… on a hard fart victory" Corporate Kane for so long. Plus, his mask has a wig built into it, which is ridiculous.

That don't impress me much.

Khan not Kahn

Yeah, but those West Endor Girls…

i think you meant to say the attached a e s t h e t i c

I rip when I rhyme
I rhyme when I rip

Don't talk back, children, or the Badu will get you!

I believe it was "he's the king of queen Archie's world."

I only visited the pretty-fucking-liberal wing of my in-laws on Thanksgiving, and avoided the subsequent right-wing-country-hoedown wing family reunion in rural Georgia entirely. I am sure I made the right choice, considering the amount of shit I endured at the latter for having an Obama '08 sticker on my foreign-made…

The first Reaper that killed me was named PotSmoker69.

The Mechanic is a lot better than people give it credit for. Death Hunt is also pretty great.

It's driving me out of my mind.
That's why it's hard for me to find.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULIE

I thought Ellsworth was still working appearance by appearance. Last I heard he had no contract.

He's supposta bee frrrrrrum Uhmerrrrica, uhv couurrrrrrrse.