Barely. Its sales have plummeted harder than any other American macrobrew in the past decade or so. It's really hard to find, and I don't think it comes in those badass lava lamp bottles anymore, either.

Ringworm is total bullshit. It is neither a ring nor a worm. It is a fungus.

Alphabetizing books… in a public library? Have you ever even been in a library, bro?

I live in an area with a lot of Vietnamese immigrants, and it certainly seems to be accepted in their culture to just let the kids run amok in restaurants, usually while holding smartphones playing Katy Perry with the volume turned all the way up.

HE'S FAT

You'd think they'd care about their mothers, sisters, friends, and wives, too, but you'd apparently be wrong.

"Fuck you baby" is going in my personal lexicon.

I thought they ended up going with "Whup That Trick".

What is a "completest"?

John Wick 3: Wicky-wild-wicky-wicky-Wild Wild West

We've got a guy named Ferdinand Zogbaum.

She was Wolverine's wife at one point, which is probably why she showed up.

Yep, Viper was in The Wolverine and was pretty lame. I think she spat acid/poison.

All the restaurants in St Pete were packed last night, and everybody appeared to have company over. The power didn't even blink out here.

Pizza's not supposed to be sweet.

I'm 39 and have never eaten a Big Mac.

As far as I know it's not even an American thing.

I have never seen candy-coated seeds. Just straight up fennel in a bowl.

The food in Japan is generally great. Even at convenience stores.

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