I'm so glad Chicago has finally shaken off its centuries-old reputation for graft and bureaucratic money-grubbing.

Keung, you're in America now!!

I believe his finest moment came as the voice of Esurance. (It's backed by Allstate.)

Let me just get this out of the way: Tika Sumpter is an extremely attractive woman.

I have that comic.

Is Tajiri being brought in as a trainer? A liaison for the Japanese guys? Main roster? What?

John Cena is deeply uncool to anybody that's not a little kid, especially now that he's in his 40s.

Believe it or not, I don't really watch WWE much, and have only been paying attention sporadically for about a year or so. I used to be SUPER into it. Most of the people listed here had their heyday decades ago.

I get what he's saying about the production, though. Those albums might be due for a remaster.

Man, half of these are chants the crowd does for that wrestler, things that weren't catchphrases at all, or misquotes.

Foggy suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

GJI has covered TRONICBOX before, but I'm not going to complain.

"saunters around… in a silk bathroom"

I did read it and remain unconvinced. I still feel like it was a good idea for a show, but not a good show.

I made the same face Wilmore did when I saw the title of the article.

So, all lyrics are freestyling, then? I'm confused.

Chance wasn't freestyling — he wrote those lyrics and was reading them off his phone.

Whoa, female gymnasts used to kinda look like women, instead of broad-shouldered, barrel-chested young boys! Crazy.

I will miss Hott Soccermom.

But do you like his 'tude?