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"little visual flare"
"it's use of recreation"
"these works exist because of their stories are so incredible"

WHYYY does Neil Hamburger owe a huge debt to Tony Clifton? (bleghhh! ahem)

I think most people agree that Ambrose is interesting on the mic, but that his offense in the ring is pretty bad.

So his defense is "if you don't like it, too bad, because trust me, I KILLED in Stockholm" and "no, trust me, that lady that looked like she left because she got a phone call TOTALLY left because I'm so edgy," and "no, trust me, I didn't steal that joke." Got it.

Wine, because his whiny voice got him cancelled. Get it?

It tanked like Fantastic Four after Trank got his stank on it. Trank stank tank.

I'm not saying it's impossible for them to make it cool. Lucha Underground has made innumerable gimmicks that are way sillier seem awesome. It's all down to presentation, and I agree with those that say that the Demon King hasn't been presented well at all.

That is accurate.

It's a small, ripped guy with a noodle hat and some Venom bodypaint.

Namnambulu
NCC
Nebula-H
Needle Sharing
Negativland
Neotek
Netz
The New Division
New Order
Nickleus F & Shawn Kemp
Nightmare Lodge
Nitzer Ebb
Noise Unit
Noisuf-X
NTRSN
Numb
Object
Oil 10
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Orbital
Outkast
Oxyd
Pail
Pailhead
Pain Station
Pallbearer
Panacea
Para
Paracont
Parade Ground
Penal Colony
Perturbator
Peter Murphy
Philth
Pierrepoin

I am here to say two things:
1. I've never watched NXT
2. The Demon King costume/paint/whatever is really, really stupid

I'm going to put it this way: Wilmore always whines. I often liked what he had to say, but his voice is just annoying and grating, and it made me not want to watch the show. Also, his constant repetition of "keeping it 100" was kind of lame. A talk show host shouldn't need a catchphrase.

"Don't panic, it's only me — Gracie Law!"

I did that once, when I was working a terrible telemarketing summer job. The script the telemarketers read told them to mention whatever town the potential victim lived in, and this guy lived in Akron. I suddenly realized I'd seen "Akron" in writing but had never heard it said out loud. I took a guess. The guy on the

It's even got the Red Comet's approval!

I just figured that Brazil boos anybody that goes up against Brazil. I wouldn't take it so personally.

Well, I don't know how much of a surprise it would have been, or if it was necessarily the happiest, but it was definitely kind of a dick move for him to do that.

I just want to reiterate that this is the best feature this site has seen in a long time.

He does the voice for Lando in the animated series, though.

Eh, I found this mildly amusing. I know it's cool to hate Kevin Hart right now or whatever because he's striking while the iron is hot, but if Chris Rock could make a shitty rap album in the 90s I don't see why Hart shouldn't.