He was approached but didn't want to do it, citing health issues.

I asked my now-wife's dad for his blessing before I proposed because I thought that was the thing you were supposed to do. He was like "sure, whatever, do what you want. Good luck or something." He seemed slightly offended that I'd ask him.

If everybody you meet is a candy ass, then it is you that is the candy ass.

It was a joke. One that obviously failed.

"that guy in the wizard costume"

Not really. One used to.

When I think back on all the shitty albums I bought when I was in middle and high school, the one I regret most is Stone Temple Pilots' Core.

Vivica Fox = original face
Vivica A. Fox = rebooted face

Yes. His name was….
KANGAROO

You take that back! He also has classic villains like Tombstone, Joystick, Demogoblin, Big Wheel, the Lobo Brothers, and Slyde!

It also tastes like gasoline, and makes you vomit.

Definitely. But it was hilarious in 1997!

Calling people "candy asses" and telling people that he going to put various things in their candy asses was kind of his "thing" when he was a wrestler. In retrospect, it was pretty dumb. Kind of weird that he's still doing it.

Carlos Santana decides to keep "Smooth" going for an extra few minutes. Rob Thomas improvises.
https://youtu.be/28E8WKZ614…
AWWHHHWHEEEAHWW FOHGETABOUTEHHAAAHHHWH OHH

I still figure that it was supposed to be Coruscant but somebody back at the office said "nope."

When Felicity Jones says her character's name it sounds like she's saying "Gin Arsehole."

"Rouge One"

I took a long break from watching wrestling not long after he started ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' and by the time I came back he was just plain old as hell, so I missed the entire era during which he supposedly did not suck.

I generally don't like the Undertaker much (at all), but man, American Badass 'Taker was the dirt worst.

HOT TAKE: His Ghostbusters movie wasn't awful, but it wasn't very good, either, and lot of that is because of his directorial style. If they make sequels, having a different director will probably help a whole lot.