Everybody that's calling the band "Matchbox 20" and not "Matchbox Twenty" is not a real fan.

I liked Stewart okay, but there was definitely a lot of hamminess even just before he left the show. The "New York Gangster" voice he drove into the ground drove me nuts. By the time he quit, I was ready for him to go.

I liked A. Whitney Brown.

They had TV inspector vans driving around the streets of Edinburgh when I lived there in 1986. How is this news? Is it because they have wi-fi now?

"Ohhh shit, what are we gonna do now?!"

Oh, duh. You're right. My mistake.

The Tampa Bay Times bought the Tribune. The St Petersburg Times is still its own (pretty awesome) thing.

The computer programmer dis on Cake is pretty great. Cake is the karaoke go-to of goateed, trilby-wearing dipshits who can't sing but think they're hilarious.

Oh, and it lays eggs! And it has poison spurs on its hind feet! I AM NOT A CRACKPOT

Arrrgh, I know.

What a man does with those "boys" in the privacy of his own home is none of the government's business!

Hey! Nobody crams it in Justin Bieber!

No, but it does mention "Vigo, the master of evil" and informs the listener that "messing" with one's "boys" is "not legal," for some reason.

Big Hero 6 was Japanese.

"Still going strong." I really want to hear his tone when he said that.

He looks a little bit like Cheung on the second cover. In the interior panels, not so much.

Marvel had Collective Man for its Chinese superhero. His power was that he could tap into the collective might of the Chinese people.

1. The art looks pretty bad.
2. The writing is… pretty bad.
3. Is there a reason all of the Chinese superheroes are just rehashes of the American ones with hyphens added? Wouldn't they just have their own superheroes with unique identities? Are they intended to be knockoffs? I'm confused.

I thought it was pretty clear that characters like War Machine, Winter Soldier, and Falcon were introduced specifically because they'd work as backup plans for actors that inevitably drop out. (In the comics, Rhodes took over as Iron Man more than once, and both Winter Soldier and Falcon took over as Captain America…

Maybe later.