I didn't think she rendered him incontinent. I figured he was just so terrified by her inexplicable psychic powers that he lost control of his bladder.

I just figured his name was a slightly garbled DARK INVADER.

A paddling from Darth Vadar.

Who the hell is Darth "Vadar"?

I said Got Damme!

What is a yute?

My wife also blasts Stevie B in her car, so 90s nostalgia isn't all roses.

Too late.

I think the saddest part was that people expected the shows to suddenly, magically, get good this week despite the fact that all the usual people are still running them. Should have known better, people.

The stankface he makes on his way to the ring
Scarf, no shirt
Hand upraised in a vaguely effete manner
"I'm a physical freak, Booker, you know this"

Wow, that is a LOT of Auto-Tune.

I used to mock Eddie Vedder mercilessly when Temple of the Dog came out in my high school days. Now that I'm an old fart, I actually kind of like "Hunger Strike", and sing it with my wife — who used to have a hand-painted mural of Cornell on her wall as a teenager — at karaoke.

The tattoo on the arm (rather than the palm, as in Akira) is almost certainly a tip of the hat, as is the idea of a psychic child with a number instead of a name.

Yeah, Elisha curses some "boys" in the name of the LORD for mocking him and calling him a "baldhead." Two she-bears emerge from the woods and maul 42 of the offenders.

I still think of E.T. whenever I eat Reese's Pieces, so… yeah, it worked.

Said diner waitress is KATY f'n MIXON

Players and DM usually roll their own dice.

If you like "cruiserweight"/high-flying wrestling and are okay with crazy telenovela-style storylines that include supernatural elements, you'll like Lucha Underground. Otherwise it might not be for you.

A guy wearing body paint and a noodle hat, and who seems to know about four moves. I don't really get it either, but maybe my expectations were too high.

It's the Little White Guys With Beards show! Well, sort of.