Well la di da Mr. Fancypants

Michael I applaud your patience when dealing with Jalopedants. That’s a jalopnik pedant you know.

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

This shop sucks. Should be able to siphon fuel straight from the fuel line. 0-mpg

Why run it down? Any half-competent mechanic can attach a hose to the service port on the fuel rail (that’s why it’s there) and turn on the fuel pump by either switching it on through the ECU or just jumpering the relay block appropriately. Put the end of the hose in a jerry-can and drain the tank completely that way.

Great... Elon is another vertical video asshole.

I really, really like this car. I think my favorite design feature about it is that rear-reflector that looks like it just skated along the side of the car and came to rest where it did. Then they put the door handles in the space it left behind.

Men of discerning taste can enjoy both automobiles and the company of interesting women. I would dare say that one can even be an auto enthusiast...and a feminist...and a man...all at the same time?

Weird how that works.

Harsh X-D

I’m a 32 year old dude, I am restoring a 60's muscle car, which I would assume may strengthen my man card. I read follow two sites very closely, Jalopnik and Jezebel. I thoroughly enjoy both. What is the status of my man card?

Old rich men touting ignorant opinions on media platforms with large consumer bases is detrimental to progress.

I did an analysis on the economic feasibility of Hydrogen as a fuel from the standpoint of thermodynamics in Physical Chemistry. Hydrogen fuel is a fucking joke. It will remain that way until we can generate hydrogen fuel for less energy than it takes to crack it from hydrocarbons or water that uses significantly less…

Yeah just like those stupid Prius’ that all have failed batteries. OH WAIT, NO THEY DON’T. You’re describing a made up scenario. It’s ok if you don’t want an electric car, man. But don’t arbitrarily bash the technology with false problems. We can recycle and dispose of batteries easily. And if they last 20+…

How is Hydrogen ever going to be viable? I know its harvested from water and all, but isn’t splitting a water molecule always a net lost of energy from the energy a single hydrogen atom can provide?

Also women can fuck who they want. They are not property. Given his thoughts on owning people this is a hard concept for mr wheelie man. Plus he threatened to kill him. The restraint the victim is showing is epic. I would throw this piece of shit to the wolves.

The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of…

Or you could, you know..... *whisper* not park like a dick.

Locking devices that are paired to a car would be unbelievably frustrating for passengers. I often have my phone paired to the car (for music or calls) even when my husband is driving.

Thanksgiving is like the worst day of the year for me in Canada. It’s just another usual day up in the north with 80% of the Internet dead...

This is an American site, so of course they will treat an American holiday like a holiday. Go to Deadspin for instance and you will see that they treat American Football like it’s a real sport. So quit yer whining.