Bz fork over Deez Nuts

Motherfucking conspiracy theorists have crippled if not destroyed this country.

This is exciting.  Especially the shooting brake…

Maybe he heard the Mcrib was back

My dad once told me “its better to stay warm than have to get warm”. 

So, like in the last case, you only get the fine if you’re 10mph over the school limit. In some cases, going the posted -regular- limit would still keep you from being fined

Isn’t that what every fine is in the end? 

“Because we should all be concerned about the safety of children, we shouldn’t have to remind motorists to slow down, that’s one number. And secondly, if drivers just obey the posted speed limits, they don’t have to worry about receiving a fine.”

There’s a reason the UK makes it almost impossible to get insurance on cars with more than a 1.0 litre engine. There’s only so much damage you can do to yourself or others.

...if he comes to the US

First thing I thought.  I wonder how much more lead I was exposed to from 1996-2000 when I left my house, right across a cornfield from a little airport.

I guess we should hurry up and FINALLY ban the shit that keeps flying over my house then, eh FAA?

I’ll go on record and say this is the first and likely only time I’ll agree with Elon on something. DST is outdated and could easily be dropped. 

Can’t wait for “Carbon based units infesting Enterprise”

Hey! Respect the OG! The Acura ZDX beat the X4 by 5 years AND proved that no one would buy them!

Oh good, it’s become trendy and popular for cars to look like the BMW X4. Whose stupid idea was this?

“Suspect is fond of peppermint schnapps and candy canes”

Police are issuing an APB for an elderly white man, bearded, dressed in red with white fur trim and black boots, who was spotted fleeing the scene.

Fair, and to be honest most people would likely not even know there was only a single pilot unless someone told them.