Want’s to weaponize motorbikes - username checks out.

Kudos!

Would a GSer cross shop a Harley, or do they go out to buy a GS and only a GS...? My money is on no, GS folks are pretty brand loyal but I’m not in marketing for a reason.

This is an interesting one - the ADV segment is huge, I wonder if the Motor Company will manage to get some share or if buyers will hold their noses up at the newcomer? And what flavour will HD add to the segment?

Does Jalopnik itself have a hoarding problem? Hoarding within hoarding within hoarding?

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

Source for that graph? (legit want to know, not being sarcastic)

This is bifurcation - either or arguments are for 5 year olds (and people who think like 5 year olds).

1st gear:

Been there, done that with a B5.5 nope nope nope no way I’m triggered this is why I drive a Toyota now.

Au contraire mon ami:

DING DING DING we have a wiener.

My around-the-corner neighbour has an original near mint ‘81 Katana 1000, it’s sweet.

If I’m not mistaken the Jaberwock is the one who’s slain at the end, so there’s really no excuse for you NOT to buy it Bradley.

That would be Brad. BRAD!!!!

Can’t star this enough.

But if we don’t get angry assuming they’re ridiculous and petty, what are going to get angry about!?!?!?

This right here is the thing of it for the whole world right now.

Godspeed my internet-friend. Hope all is well!

I love that this is the truth of the matter, but so many comments are about how “Jalopnik has gone downhill” or “ask a good question” hur der derp