unless your FIOS is run by Frontier (they bought a lot of verizon’s original coverage map about 10 years ago) who now force you to use their shit stain router with a mandatory $10 fee per month along with a $4 additonal fee that no one at frontier CS could explain what it was for. it ended up being cheaper and more…

No, I might like them and the risk I become what I hate is too great.

Then, as you enjoy eating your extra crispy fries, also enjoy me punching you in the side of the head for holding up the drive thru line.

If you don’t mind losing the texture, you can always make the broccoli (and any nuts) into a pesto-like spread.

My favorite way of adding broccoli to a sandwich is to use roasted or sautéed broccolini which lays down pretty flat. Toss it with olive oil, parm, and chili flakes.

And this also easily translates into a wrap as well. Small bits stay inside easily.

That tip about bread with nuts is pretty ingenious. 

They make pepperoni & mozzarella Lunchables now. Not the awkward little pizzas with the ketchup sauce & just 3 shreds of cheese, but the classic cracker dishes.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

Pop companies are having a hard time getting cans. I’m guessing they are prioritizing their main brands.

where I live I’m apparently the only person who buys Pepsi Zero Sugar. Not the Mt. Dew Zero Sugar tho, that shit is nasty

Common practice among all drive-thrus; it was against company policy to give-away food (which was supposed to go in the trash) to patrons, we did it anyway. I think my best drive-thru memory was having a homeless family come after-hours on-foot. We weren’t supposed to serve them, but I did anyway. Gave them 4 Spicy…

For me, progressive disability forced me to confront the ideas of “manliness” I was carrying around.

You know what I think? Further study is needed...

Except everyone knows that, in the English language, especially American English, “weasel” when applied to anything except an actual weasel is a negative and probably an insult. If you say someone “weaseled” out of something, you are saying they used unsavory tactics to get out of something. So, saying someone is…

If you were alive and playing video games it is the game that took you into 3D and was fun as hell. So there are a lot of people that would make that argument including me for the sheer transformation.

We did the snack suppers too, although we called them “scratch teas”. My mum would also stretch a spaghetti dinner over 2 nights by serving the leftovers in sandwich form the next night. 

How many of these lingering issues occur with influenza?  I’m not an anti-masker, not a hoaxer, but I rewteeted an article like this and said “this is why parents are terrified to send their kids to school”.  Someone responded with a link to a peer review study about Myocarditis associated with influenza A.  My point…

This whole blood/system acidification is a current fad in your Goop level wellness scene and a big runner in alternative medicine. It’s why you’re seeing alkaline water all over the place.

Just tune it out.

I had a Ronin Warriors fansite, hosted on Angelfire, I believe. Back then, those of us who were in the know wouldn’t have touched Geoshitties. (Also, I was too fancy for MS Paint. I think I had a copy of Photoshop Elements 5 for my lousy custom buttons.)