Would it be great or terrible if this turns out to be a shot-for-shot remake of UHF?

So are GI Joe cards going to rise in value now? 

I think anyone there who’s seen Bill Burr’s Grammys reel would say he’s a shoe-in for this one.

That’s not where I was going with it. I was taking the ivory tower, hypothetical, ideas-only perspective. Not the practical, this-is-real-life, explosions-equal-death perspective.

I might have to see if we can pull this off when we eventually replace our (once) non-stick pans, but I kinda doubt I’ll get the person that uses the pans more than I do to go with it...

They can sense what you see and only resemble themselves when in your periphery. It’s not conscious on their part; it’s a reflex, like extending your arm when you’re falling down. And just like any reflex, they could learn to control it if we’d ever give them a compelling enough reason. But for now, they hide and we…

This is the kind of thing no one thinks twice about in their own kitchen, but then you get a little twinge of shame if you think someone else will see it.

I wonder what would happen if they tried to blow it up.

Nope. But Winter is always rough. It’s when things and people die. The holidays are a light in the darkness.

I agree. But I think they get people used to it, then end the deal. Then, people are still buying more breakfast items from them because it’s become a part of their routine. They’d just need to keep the cost of breakfast down a little bit to ease the transition, which they would either lower or cap in advance of the…

Sounds like the kind of thing you buy as a backup if you work near a Taco Bell. Like “I forgot to pack a lunch...I’ll just grab a taco.”

I’m tempted to agree, especially for the hum drum mining and whatnot.

I’m sure there’s a good explanation for why this would be wrong, but why wouldn’t it be something between here and there that’s not so close to there?

To quote a wise horse, “No sir, I don’t like it.”

Can we also eliminate icky marketing terms like “sinfully good” and “decadent” and things that imply the food is so good that it violates the moral code? 

...which version of the album art is on YOUR phone?

Wouldn’t it be cool to see this play out on the TV networks? That on 1/17/22, all the talk show anchors would eat this stuff in tribute? At least to see a hashtag trend of people taking pictures of those foods they’re eating that day would be nice. Also, it’s easy. I’ve literally eaten all of those items within the…

I think it’s a modern fairy tale now. People know what it is and there’s some comfort in a reliable franchise like that. I think that’s part of why the Fast and Furious series works for people, too. These are foundational pieces of modern culture and because of that, they feel like home. Also, for people who grew up…

I wonder—will this still be a question in 100 years or will it be a blurb in the column of a virtual textbook with a section about 20th Century science?

I live in DFW. Several years ago while shopping for a used car, I had a salesman try to sell me his own car just like this. Might have been the same guy for what I know—I was looking all over the place for something decent within my budget. I thought it was shady that he was trying to make a personal sale while…