Well, someone has to invoke Godwin’s Law so it might as well be me: this is a reasonable approximation of the tone, thematic overtones, and fidelity to grammar and spelling I’d expect if Hitler had had Twitter down in that bunker in spring 1945.

I don’t want to out myself on this forum, but my late father, a relatively well-known author, had a stalker back in the 1980s and early 1990s. My school had a photograph of her in the office; when I was in second grade, she had arrived at school and tried to take me home. Once, when my mom and I were visiting my…

Sounds like you don’t know how abusive relationships work.

Careful there brah. Common sense like that is now known as “victim-blaming”.