“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

I blame automatics not sucking. Getting an automatic used to have an associated penalty in performance, reliability and mileage. Now they’re faster, more reliable, will tow more (if you’re getting a truck), and get better mileage. The only reason to get a manual now is that you like them. I’m one of those who likes to…

ok boomer

First they came for the footballs, and I did not speak out — because I didn’t care about the footballs.

Deadspin’s article for Sunday night football is 77 words and 4 linked tweets, including one to a longer, better article about the game at (presumably ‘stick to sports’ competitor) ESPN? Dafuq?

YOU LEAVE ANN PERKINS ALONE!

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Please make this stop:

Drive faster.

So the military-industrial complex will suffer at the expense of me getting really good health-care? Sign me the fuck up!

Okay, I’ll join in the revolt for just one comment, for the sake of solidarity: How does this relate to women’s issues? Jezebel, please stay in your lane.

I know ... and ain’t that the shit. Her momma was Puerto Rican and taught special needs children. Daddy was an Irish immigrant that joined Army to help get his citizenship and both were into SanFran civics.

My favorite Republican humiliation from last night

This guy is such a child. He’s just showing off his toys. “Here’s my bow and here’s my girlfriend and her boobs.”

Yah. If only he was Hunter Biden and had a rich dad who he could mooch off of.

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

Go to twitter, you will find plenty of former GMG contributors and their response to the current DS situation.