Pointing out that you should be really careful about taking nude photos in this age isn’t really victim blaming, it’s just true.

We’re really already there. This isn’t highway entrance ramp fun anymore; this is “do you want warp 9, or warp 9.5, when you slam on the brakes to not meet the corolla already on the highway”.

My butt dyno is nowhere near finely tuned enough to distinguish between two cars so close in performance at that level. So who fucking cares? The dick waving really needs to just stop, both cars are completely stupidly fast.

At what point will everything be so damn fast that we don’t even bother with looking at 0-60 times anymore?

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

I will forever associate this face with poopballs.

Must suck to be the blogger at Jezebel on THIS night.

Spanfeller eats boogers.

If you haven’t noticed, Jez has been ‘hollowed out’ (s/o to maraleia) in the last year. Lauren is one of less than a handful of writers that have been on staff for longer than 14 months. Deadspin’s death was quick and dignified comparatively.

This really fucking sucks. I come here for all kinds of news, and deadspin is part of my news. Or was. I appreciated their willingness to show how sports and the wider world fit together. One can’t just ‘stick to sports’ if one genuinely loves sports because SPORTS ARE MORE THAN A FUCKING GAME, AND SO ARE UNIONS. ✊✊✊🖕

Long live Deadspin...

I’m sorry. You aren't alone! It's pretty demoralizing. I've just been reading everyone's thoughts on Twitter but it's really depressing. 

Sorry. I know this is not the forum,but I’m gutted over Deadspin.

thank you thank you

Don’t worry:

I am truly enjoying reading this sports blog.

Gaaaaaaawd

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