Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

What a great idea! Kiss the asses of that degenerate country! You know, the land of Wahhabism, such a perverted fundamentalist form of Islam, it’s difficult to believe it still exists today.

So which sword did you have?

They’re extremely dangerous to Porsche’s profit margin, yes.

I applaud your ability to type “Beavis” about a dozen times and avoid any form of jokes. Because I surely couldn’t.

You ask them how their cousin is enjoying Bukowski?

I'd say double check this alleged "adult's" age.

I would not say anything to them, because they are likely also a fan of Paul Ryan, and fans of Paul Ryan deserve to have all communications directed to them in the form banshee screeches.

Tell them that unless they’re a grad student, school doesn’t last forever.

Well it’s a smidge more relevant than the stance that “do something” can only possibly be understood using the math of “something = repeal the 2nd Amendment.”

So I guess now we’re just going to pretend the assault rifle ban from ‘92 to ‘04 didn’t exist.

I mean, when they rock shirts that say, “I’d rather be Russian than a Democrat”, gives more clarity and context to this situation.

So it’s essentially heritage, not hate? No wonder the Republicans fell in love with Russia.

Swedish jails are heartless. They make you assemble your own furniture.

The correct take.

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

He says he doesn’t like to talk politics but then goes on someone like Candace Owens show... it’s pretty clear where he leans.

Transphobes: “When you’re a kid, you don’t know anything about your sexuality or gender. It’s wrong to impose an agenda on them!”