Myopic Dude Thinks Things That Are Common Knowledge in His Subreddit Are Common Knowledge Everywhere, news at 11:01. 

Man Has Never Heard Of Thing So It Must Not Be Common, News at 11

And we’re happy you’ve moved past the solipsistic view of “if it’s so extremely common how come I never heard or saw it before?” Welcome!

take libby with you.

Joule thief!

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

Change it now... you still have the power

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

Why do these people think they’re so interesting that they assume they can take up 20 minutes of people's lives? 

No Pics It did not happen.

People like her are also the reason why we shouldn’t

Add to “No manual, no buy”....

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

He just taught me that water crystals have six-fold symmetry. That probably wouldn’t have happened without his input. I don’t know. Learning stuff can be kind of good.

I really, really do want to silence him, though.

I just like the design of his Mona-Lisa-frowny-face picture with the word TRIGGERED in giant letters beneath it and the rest of the print too tiny to read at a glance. Conservatives, they just can’t handle reality’s liberal bias. Poor snowflakes.