take his gun away.

This article is more than just ‘bored’. She’s being a jerk about it.  We get it, she doesn’t like superhero/comic movies.  She’s above them.  Then don’t write about them.

I know plenty of women (myself included) that are HUGE fans of the MCU, and most of them know more of the comic lore than the men I know.

Because boys like these movies and boys are gross.

Probably especially if you are a minority.  Asian woman might be a particularly appealing combination as there will be so many white male conservatives with a hard-on for her. 

In case you needed your weekend ruined, Disney has just announced the next decade of Marvel programming at Comic Con 2019.

I guess the bit is how much you hate these movies that are usually a really fun way to spend an afternoon? And like, that’s fine, but I absolutely cannot fathom why you’d write this article in this tone. Is the idea that we’re also supposed to be on board with you going through a list of announcements with a growing…

Because she plays Jane Foster, who has a history of taking up the Thor mantle in the comics, and Gwendolyn Christie does not. Christie’s awesome, but she’d be a weird choice if they were to recast Jane.

Has the phrase “droit du seigneur” occurred to anyone but me?

“We’re all from Staten Island.”

Referring to a letter received by a mother who owed $75, he told WNEP, ““Where did that $75 go? Is it going to cigarettes? Is it going to alcohol? We don’t know. That’s right, we don’t know that,” he said.

“Where did that $75 go? Is it going to cigarettes? Is it going to alcohol? We don’t know. That’s right, we don’t know that,” he said.”

Punish the poor so they’ll - what - eat their bootstraps?

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

What do you think? Must a fan always give a baseball to a kid, even if it’s a walk-off dinger? Or is Mai Tai Guy a hero and an example to grown men everywhere who still bring baseball gloves to games?

Every adult that brings a glove to a game and doesn’t have a kid with them should be put on some sort of list.

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.