Things are really exploding for Lavar right now...

Could you be more specific?

That all of them now. It’s crazy how tall they are.

The new 4x4 chevys (all new trucks?) have obnoxiously tall bed sides. Looking at them in traffic, it looks like it would be a bitch to actually use as a truck. ...putting a load of lumber back there, the top layer would be over your head or close to it.

The St. Louis Cardinals called, and out of appreciation for your continued support and advocacy of “The Right Way” to play sports ball, would like to offer you an (unpaid) opportunity to help teach others the error or their ways.

Canadians getting high horse Morally Superior(tm)? WHY, I NEVER.

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

Same! I don't get it.

I find her obnoxious and boring. Also, why is it okay for her (beyonce) to give a strong shoulder nudge to the Warriors owner’s wife? Just because the other woman was talking to her man? GTFOH.  I am sick of the media hype of beh and her hive. Go raise your kids and leave the runway clear for the next star. 

So far you're the only one in this thread that likes Beyonce. The few comments this post got were negative, but it seems most of Jezebel doesn't even care enough about her to comment. 

Well, she took money from a dictator so that’s actually pretty crappy of her. If you want to defend that trash, you have fun with that, then.

Elvis was actually a tremendous singer who was just as talented as any modern pop star. He became a joke after his drug dependency ruined him but in his prime he was every bit as popular and talented as Beyonce or anyone else was. 

Who cares? She’s a second rate R&B singer from a 3rd rate pop R&B group. Somebody has to explain the appeal. She’s not a nice person and her music is mediocre at best. She’s no fucking star. She’s Cher 2.0. Not one single song of her’s will be remembered in a decade or two unless it’s a joke. Like the way we listen to…

Can someone please explain to me how and why Beyonce went from being a talented and popular entertainer to being nauseatingly fawned over like a god?

Do people actually like Beyonce as much as the media says they do? Apparently there are rabid fans who will threaten the life of a woman who happens to appear in a picture with her husband, but who are all these people who like Beyonce so much? I don’t really know anyone who finds her that interesting yet the Internet…

“Right now there’s a shift, in these incredibly talented emerging black artists getting their due. I love so many great African-American artists, and I’m just so excited that these young black artists are getting their due.”

damn hard to believe someone who voted for trump isn't bright enough to discern extremely obvious sarcasm 

Oh my god it even has music that is so iconic that they used it in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.