I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that an Alfa is on this list...

And as we continue to witness, dealership salespeople HATE this.  HAHAHAHA!

Mou and JT are gone from the club.  I wonder where this general hate of Chelsea came about if it wasn’t about those two people? The Russian money? The posh location?

Lexapro is better, IMO.

They’re obsessed with new weapons and equipment and the stuff we already have gets neglected.

I just don’t want to see more of these fuckers on the streets here.  I saw enough of them in sandworld.  I’m home and I want to see cops appearing like cops and not a fucking military unit.

I should have listened to them. Instead, I bought a LeBaron...

So Bradley Cooper has to be part of the reason she split up with him, right? I can’t help but suspect that. Now I’m waiting for him to break up with Irina Shayk...

What’s the best argument against school vouchers?

TL;DR version?

The players seem to like it.  Lot of the fans seem to like it.  What’s the real issue, here?

The ball moves faster than the player.  These teams don’t pass enough.

How all Chelsea fans are feeling right now (including me!):

They never respond to this type of comment, do they? Every time I see a sensible take on Jez like this I NEVER see them respond. Are they just being told not to reply to such accurate criticisms?

You can see the moment this dirt bag noticed the cameras and then decided to give the kit to the kid.  He was only shamed at the sight of the cameras.