Joining the Navy

Of course they did.

If they could let me give my brother my citizenship, I would do it without hesitation. He doesn’t deserve to live this way. The guy’s a fucking boy scout. He loves this country and it’s killing him that he can’t join the military to serve it. He’s way more courageous than most, too. After the election he accelerated…

You guys hire some British expat who can cover football stuff and put Billy on a small piece of ice and push him out to sea?

Goddamn it.  I thought I would do better with these guys than remembering baseball guys. 

Can we make a list of states we could do without?

These puns are getting outta control. They’re getting outta control and we’ll be lucky to survive it.

Do you think it was just down to the player or was the organization fucking up?

His fan base can be a mixed bag (I used to listen to his podcast because of the guests) but I sense that most of them are the type of MRA-leaning persuasion.

Hell, a middle school bench-warmer can beat me at walking.

Animal print is tack city.  Fight me.

Also, shouldn’t the Navy be in charge of military operations in space, anyway?  Or do I watch way too much Battlestar Galactica and The Expanse?

Indeed.

Where and for how much and how many leagues and how many matches each week?

What are his realistic chances?

I was looking for an excuse to booze it up today.  Thanks!