Nobody deserves that.

I tried to get my buddy to watch this show but I forgot about the fact that you need to have a decent amount of knowledge about the real family in order to find the references funny.

Can someone please help me find a daily facial wipe that I can carry with me throughout the day that won’t leave my face feeling greasy? It’s another Texas summer. I hate walking into class looking all wet and greasy.

Do the writers write the headlines?

It’s been said before but they really should just build the wall out of Hilary.  Nobody can get over her.

Huh?

Just making sure you understand that none of the writers here have a say on the ads, right?  If you care enough about this I’d suggest you lean into the owners of Gizmodo Media.

It’s Texas. It’s hot and humid. I sweat like an asshole.

This place is literally down the street from my house. I always saw it as a strange place to set up an aquarium. Aquariums make more sense near a beach, IMO.

I have to imagine this is unique to state/fed-run prisons and NOT for-profit, scumbag-run prisons, right?

My “lighthouse” dream currently is moving to the Scottish Highlands.

Looking at that film through my adult eyes today (I was 13 when I first watched it) it’s creepy how much he sexualized Natalie but I have a feeling Besson wanted to include a lot of other gross shit that the studio refused him.

I forgot about this show! LOL!  I only saw like 4 eps, though.

I’ve totally been waiting for this shoe to drop for a long time.

Just expand by 2 teams so San Antonio can have one.

So yesterday I had the WHITEST convo I’ve ever had in my life.

HOLY SHIT... That is some crazy good burnage!

You seem emotional about this.

wut

Goddamn.  Over some fucking car mirrors.  This world can be shit.