@czetie: Nail. On. Head.

So - the BP centre doesn't run Crisis (see what I've done there.....) d'oh!

@HiramJahoovafat: He may be more use than some BP officials - he's dead......

@loslosbaby: BP does not equal Great Britain my friend. Believe me, the British dislike what BP has done just as much as you! And I'd give you Northern Ireland for free if it was up to me - more trouble than it's worth....... ;-)

Now this is the kind of ARMs race I love......

@IronDiggy: No, me too!

@wannahakkalooki: Fair point, it does not blend in. However, modernisation starts with the first modern structure, I think it not blending in makes a statement in itself; the people of Sunderland don't like dreary any more than anyone else (I went to University there.) I see this structure as inspiring - to do that,…

@Polebull: +1!

@ivyinvestor: In your opinion.....

@Polebull: Agreed. But building "nice" things only in "nice" places is good because....?

@wannahakkalooki: Yes, we should build nice things only in nice places. That way, the dull looking places will look nicer. Oh, hang on....

@themv21: I wouldn't want to travel down to London just to cross the bridge to get to Sunderland......

This is a fun approach to a quite silly problem. +1 from me! (I'd still take the free bumper though, if I wanted to buy an iPhone!)

@MrPliskin0: Yeah those Type 40s are really unstable. Should've got themselves a type 41!

@ThomasWolfSwe: Ah I'm all Crysis'd out. No, wait....... :-) Ccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyss...!

@ThomasWolfSwe: Thank you Thomas! Some people just can't take a joke. Even if it's whiffier than Ghandi's thong......

This is what happens when you try to run Flash on an iPad..... (hell ,look what happened when I mentioned Crys*s!)

@Enochrewt: And isn't talking about meme's soooo 2009? Crysis!

@Enochrewt: Crysis!

@Enochrewt: And you clearly have had a funectomy. Crysis! Crysis! Crysis! Nanenanenana! (Blows largest Crysis-themed raspberry. Ever.)