Since these are the Trumps another good lesson would be to tell Chloe to take a good look at the girl trick-or-treating next to her because that will be her stepmother in 15 years.

She’s not “slandering” him if it actually happened.

*Jeremies Piven, Andies Dick, and Jameses Wood

Not sure if you’re kidding, but in the book, the cemetery sign is misspelled because it was written by kids. (And in this world, kids don’t have access to dictionaries or spellcheck.)

*raise your hand if your first thought on seeing the headline was “Well, that one was only a matter of time”*

If only there was a convenient metaphor for how all this is collapsing.

I think you meant Killary Rotten Klingon.

I mean, she’s promoting a relationship advice book with the shadow of her divorce hanging over. That’s some whiplash right there.

informal

Oh God, if I had saved the money I spent on Gauntlet and the Simpsons Arcade Game, I could be retired by now.

i wish it was a nightmare, it’s whatever is worse than a nightmare.

Yeah it does.

It seems he did have some reservations, after all

Princess Leia strangles enormous blubbery villains, she doesn’t bludgeon them.

So disappointing. Princess Lea was right there! She could have grabbed that Remington bronze behind her and bonked him.

That ‘competent leader’ costume isn’t very believable.

That’s what kills me more than anything. Nobody calls her or Trump out to their face. Or all the lies GOP members spread about Russia and taxes on things like the Sunday shows.

I agree with you, and would add that I wish someone would follow up on EVERY question they finally get to ask Sanders (or Trump, but he doesn’t talk with people who would ask). I know she is a horrible source of... well, most things, but she is the official answerer, and letting her official answers stand without…

How has someone not gone absolutely batshit insane and cursed out one of the speakers at this point? They must have immeasurable control because I would have been banned long ago.

“Do you have anything to plug, Jason?”
“Nah, I got nothin’.”
Zouks, you liar.