If I “amended” my SF-86 form for the top secret clearance as many times as Son-in-law when I worked on black programs at Big Corp, they would’ve locked me up in Leavenworth. And thrown away the key.

“...landing in hot water with the U.S. Senate over perceived failures to disclose the existence of a private email server, a.k.a., the most heinous crime an American public official can possibly commit.”

You don’t have to tell me. Every time I see Tom Cruise, I think: “Yep, that’s a real bottom right there.”

The best thing about this is knowing Kevin Bacon’s twitter avatar is Roger Smith wearing a fake Kevin Bacon nose.

Great Job, Skynet!

In other scandals, Trump has said he’s thinking about firing Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price over Price’s flagrant misuse of private jets. Trump said “we’ll see” when asked directly if Price would be fired, which seems like a weird cop out—either Price abused taxpayer funds for lavish travel (he did) and…

“No...”

Yeah, real fine choice AL got stuck with, there. Not like they’d ever elect a Susan Collins-type moderate or a McCain-style “maverick,” but that was the suckiest sucky runoff that ever sucked.

(Facepalm)

Moore’s victory proves that there wasn’t some weird one-off cult of personality or fame effect around Trump—he really was what Republicans wanted as a Presidential candidate. Even he couldn’t stop Moore, because Moore was what Trump voters wanted. Moore getting into Congress, where he could propose legislation to ban…

It totally should be said more often, particularly in response to the “not all men” guys who need to stop defending the 5% of men who make things horrible for everyone.

Look, I think that we call all agree that the modern GOP is a shower of incompetent, hateful buffoons in the pocket of plutocrats.

Geez. It died? Oh well, it probably had a preexisting condition.

Not relaxing until October 1st, and even then, I’m only unclenching my anus slightly.

Trump has finally acknowledged the crisis in Puerto Rico—no power on the entire island, only 40% of the population has access to potable water, people sleeping on airport baggage claim because the hurricane destroyed their homes and there is no other shelter—in a series of tweets that seemed more concern about Puerto…

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Does Alex ever stab anybody?

Nazis: “We literally believe that the genocide of non-whites is justified.”

Great write-up, just popping in with a wee defence of my home state. It’s true Maine has twice (ugh) elected the reprehensible LePage, but in both elections there was a strong, center-left third party candidate, and in neither election was he elected with a majority. Cold comfort, I know, but the state still does lean…

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