WILDFIRE CAN’T MELT STEEL!!!

SEPTGHAZI

*Turtle walks by with “BIG WRITER” written on it in chalk*

How much do you have to pay him to go away?

That last group really irks me, because I can’t wear khaki pants with a white polo anymore, which was a really bland look that still worked for me

Qatar update: An Arab League meeting turned into a tense exchange between the Qatar Minister of Foreign Affairs, and the Saudi envoy to the Arab League, with Qatar accusing Saudi Arabia of seeking regime change. Saudi envoy Ahmed al-Kattan responded “...we don’t want to change the regime, but you must also know that…

It’s known that most presidents end up getting drugged ...

So it’s not real? “No.” he responded. “They’re rumors, that’s all that is.”

It’s also because after exhaustive search after exhaustive search, i come back with the same source, who has repeatedly said she wasn’t talking about CK.

I think a key here is that no one has directly accused CK of anything. Someone heard a rumor about one comedian assaulting two others and someone filled in a blank with Louis and people started running articles like it was the truth. Even in the original Gawker article, the writer says he reached out to the victims…

Correction: AV Club continues to raise unsubstantiated allegations at every opportunity, a movie does not.

You’ve never seen Santa Claus: The Movie. I don’t know if you should, I don’t remember anything about it except a phrase, and when I googled “puce juice” that’s what came up.

It looks like the lizard-thing that inhabits the bloated corpse of Steve Bannon is trying to escape.

I’ve never seen Bannon look good anywhere

All the comments should be written like this.

I dunno, I think he looks pretty good.

The new season of <em>Jeopardy!</em> begins tonight, and I was wondering whether Jay S. will be resuming his coverage in the comments of this feature. I ask because...I’m a contestant on tomorrow’s show! I also have a great story about something that happened during the taping of Wednesday’s episode. If this…

BRITISH PANEL SHOWS:

I watched the Cosby Show and Urkel.

I have been in the same building as black people on multiple occasions! Sometimes, the same room even!