Either he got lucky and happened upon your office at the exact moment you took a break, or he was surveilling you from a distance and waited until you left the office. Creepy.

Glad you’re OK. I used to work in an office with one-way mirrored glass doors & windows. One day, a robber, who I guess didn’t think the office was occupied, threw a trashcan through a window, looked inside, saw us all sitting there, and ran off. That was a fun day.

What it someone dropped a pallet holding 500 lbs of weed on you? That weed would probably kill a person.

Weed. It doesn’t kill you idiot. Learn your shit bro.

Eve’s Bush is not exclusive to Netflix.

It’s going to cost something like $100 million to replace those people, not counting the time it will take to train all their replacements.

And with us putting more ‘boots on the ground’ in Afghanistan, it’s questionable whether replacements for all of them can be found.

I don’t mean to be crass, but I feel like they can’t afford a loss of personnel. I respect any person who enlists, but even more any one who enlists while the boats are all crashing into each other.

Just popping in to say it’s nice to see you here. A lot of people have given up so a familiar face and posting are a welcome sight.

Still here, giving this a shot. Presumably still in the grays. It’s also my birthday and I was thinking it would be a lovely present to get out of the grays.

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I know it’s not the one you’re used to, but this one... this is one for the angels.

Well, that and “me not remember” got Reagan off hook for treason, so it pretty tried-and-true strategy at this point.

I think you may have lost the thread of the metaphor, but point taken.

“Wait, was this the meeting where we agreed to give Putin our nuclear codes, or the one with the hookers? That was the same meeting? Man, my memory’s getting bad.”

And it was pretty clear how the deck was stacked when AV Club ran the original post. What does it mean to “demand” or “insist” on getting paid a certain amount? It’s called a negotiation. You ask for a certain amount of money. The other party can say yes or no. Pointing to what other people make (i.e., the market…

Look. It was an attempt to set up a meeting. It doesn’t say it succeeded. They don’t give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry, do they?

Well, a lot has happened in the Kinjapocalypse.
Luckily, it looks like Google can now help us all cope better with the transition.

“Hey Siri, I’m depressed.”

Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon,” said Cameron. “She was strong, she was troubled, she was a terrible mother

Coming from the guy who designed blue cat people to be as fuckable as possible?

Who me?