Pssst. Hey, Shkreli. Know what would really piss people off? Buy the AVClub and get rid of Kinja. Journalists hate that one weird trick.

The A.V. Club: 25-Year-Old Publication That Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared

Cows don’t look like cows on film. You have to paint a horse.

this sucks a dead bears cock.

No, no, no. It’s actually spelling out “I’M PEACH”. He’s just calling dibs on his favorite Mario Kart character.

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