I respect Berry's enormous, culture-defining, world-changing accomplishments. However, that hardly puts him beyond criticism. Given all the things we snark about, I refuse to put 'musical God who had hidden cameras in his businesses restrooms' off limits. Mel Gibson brought a lot of joy, too. I don't mind being…

So, the bunnies finally finished him off, huh?

New York hasn't been a post-apocalyptic dump since the 70's! And it's not scheduled to become one again for another 6 months.

Speaking of New York characters, Jimmy Breslin died. Cause of death - Bunnies bit Breslin, Breslin bled badly.

The answer is, no, I am not. But if I write a post where you have to click 'see more', it's marked that way. I would have liked to write about Trump's awkward 'Obama tapped us both' joke, Merkel's bemused response, he either purposefully refusing a handshake or being too obtuse to realize a basic handshake moment, his…

Trumpdate 3/18 - I'll keep this short, because I have no choice. Trump managed to alienate England and annoy Germany over the last couple days in the name of his 'Obama is listening to my thoughts through my tooth fillings' conspiracy theorizing, which he won't let die. He ordered Spicey to get extra-Spicey by reading…

Speaking of streaming, did you guys hear Chuck Berry died?

R.I.Pee, Chuck. You were a legend of the golden oldies.

Fuck this guy. Fuck. This. Guy. I have twice been targeted with meat-world harassment over Internet posts by right-wing trolls. It's not fun. I almost never embrace this kind of thinking, but I honestly hope they make an example of this asshole.

There are millions of human children in America, but only thousands of fighter jets. The left claims to support equality, but refuses to do anything to correct this imbalance.

Responding to an article's headline without reading it? Who does that!?

Remember when Fair and Balanced Fox characterized Obama's fist bump with Michelle as a "terrorist fist jab"? Good times. At least they're being just as tough on Trump.

So, which characters do you think will be revealed as the final three monkeys?

That's good. Now, dance for me, Franco. Yeah, like that. Just like that.

Fun fact - while their relationships have deepened over the years, Trump's children were initially conceived for the purpose of serving as potential human shields.

One step ahead of you. Thanks Google!

Scripts? Schmipts.

I hope it's Matter Eater Lad.

There is no question he has ties to these Hungarian Nazis, the question is if he was/is a sworn member. Evidence says probably. Liberal and conservative Jewish groups are both calling for Gorka's resignation, because, for some reason, Jews are bigoted against actual Nazis. Let it go! At least Bannon has the good sense…

Resistance Bulletin 3/16 - So, Actual Nazis in the White House? I wanted to write up Trump's budget proposal, but Disqus would have called it spam. So, let's go with something really simple. One of Trump's Senior Advisors, Sebastian Gorka, has deep and irrefutable ties to a group that might not technically be…