Climate Change - The Govt isn't allowed to consider the impact of climate change in their decisions. Which is nuts, but not unexpected. They're reversing decisions about coal deposits in rivers, along with generally deciding that limiting greenhouse gasses isn't a priority anymore. This puts us at odds with the rest…

To the extent they were 'saying' anything, their message was nihilism. They just used anarchy as a slogan. Say what you will about anarchy, dude, at least it's an ethos.

This makes sense, if you think about it. If you want anarchy, if you want to burn down the world and spit in the eye of 'civil society', Trump is your man.

If the spiders ever turn on us, all we have to do is give them ice cream with flies. It's a basic science fact.

I assume his first name is Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo.

Trump's secret plan to defeat ISIS turned out to be 'keep doing what Obama was doing' + aiding ISIS recruitment by alienating people with malicious unconstitutional travel bans and loose rhetoric. Oh, and loose bombs. The Trump administration has changed the rules of engagement to de-prioritize preventing civilian…

Oh, America, of course I love you! I just don't always like you.

It's not arbitrary. It follows the logical principle of 'until a state is doing something we don't like.'

I think a fat J would do ole Jeff a world of good.

Are we sure he's sentient?

Just a reminder - Jefferson Beauregard Secessions III once told his fellow prosecutors that he "was ok with the KKK until I found out they smoked pot." During the hearings for his failed judicial appointment, he admitted making this and other inappropriate comments. This man is now the highest law enforcement …

Aww, it couldn't have happened to a creepier hatemonger. I still half-suspect Lahren is just Ann Coulter after she sucked the life force out of a bunch of orphans.

I absolutely agree. This is an extremely unlikely hypothetical. As a kid, I liked Marvel's What If comic series. Stuff like 'What if The Avengers all became Evil because of Reasons.'

That was my initial topic - whether Dems should support an infrastructure bill or ACA tweak that they would have supported if Obama proposed it. I decided 1) it's extremely unlikely to ever become relevant, and 2) in the bizarro universe where Trump offered a non-partisan solution to real problems facing the nation… I…

Trump gonna Trump. Don's knives are out, and he's coming hard for his allies - not just Germany. He sent another early morning Tweet blaming the Freedom Caucus for the failure of the malformed ill-considered incoherent bill that we should all, now and forever, call Trumpcare. He said Dems were smiling over these…

Or those who need it badly but can't afford it after the subsidies are stripped away and medicaid gets gutted. There is a reason this bill had a 17% approval rating with the public and couldn't make it out of the GOP house. What do you think that reason is?

I like him, but I'd like him more if he were Edward James Actually.

Of course he's bad for America. Anything more than trace exposure to Hannity is a proven risk of brain damage. Studies have shown there is no 'safe' amount of Hannity, and no beneficial effects.

I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but it seems from that last tweet that Hannity may be volunteering to be executed.

I think this was the Jeopardy episode that finally taught me Clara Barton's name for good. They ask about her often. I went from answering 'Florence Nightingale' to saying 'Florence Nightingale but American' to finally going with 'Something Barton'.