Under the back seat of the Contour I had in college I found enormous amounts of very long fake fingernails; behind the glove box a set of post-op instructions for breast enlargement surgery... They must have known each other

I bought a Volvo parts car that had hundreds of 9mm luger rounds in the spare tire well- and a partial Canadian diplomatic passport

Reading between the lines and remembering Mercedes’s previous story about her van, I’d guess this is continued persecution from the piece of shit neighbor who openly hates her

That is my exact fear...but who in the world would steal a Smart? Then again, I did have a rustbucket van stolen, so...

If that’s true that is really fucking scary, hard to believe anyone thinks its a good idea to force pilots to just ignore their mental health issues or risk losing their job

Yeah, Obviously the worst thing here is people shooting at other people over what amounts to vandalism. That’s a “straight to jail” type of thing. 

I like how they call anyone who just doesn’t want them clogging up the roads in their town “Antifa,” as if being opposed to traffic jams is some sort of radical left conspiracy.

And it’s going to lead to a wave of Republican wins in six months, probably.

It’s largely because these guys grew up listening to their dads and grandads joke about being bullying assholes and pulling stunts like this, and how the sheriff would give it a wink and a nod and do nothing, and it would just be a funny story to tell later.

They are Republicans.... or whatever hate-filled, racist, fearmongering, liars the party has transformed into the last 6 years.

Maybe that’s just his pick-up line.

This very morning, cycling along minding my own business in the bike lane. Stop at a red light. Guy pulls up at the light and shouts “fag”. Nobody else in the car to “impress” - just a weird hatred of people getting some exercise.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Because this is the endgame for anti-abortion extremists. They want to force women to carry every baby to term. Outlawing abortion is the first step, but they’re worried that miscarriages are some kind of loophole. They’re worried that women will get secret abortions and claim they were miscarriages, or even that…

What’s shitty about it?

Do you believe that women should be investigated and punished for having a miscarriage?

“Conservative” prosecutors have charged women who have miscarried or lost a fetus in other ways that are not criminal.  

We found one of the truckers with bad language comprehension skills!

I live in Sacramento and very near downtown and work and spend time downtown. They have been a small nuisance at best. I watched them all run redlights last night with the camera light strobing it was taking so many pictures. They didn’t block the right place to keep the legislature from accessing the building because…

Grab one of those mini jump box thingies. I keep one in my I95 survival kit in the back of the car. Not only does it pull duty for jumping cars but it charges the phone as well. Small enough to fit in a console or glove box to boot.