Us: Obama please save us from Herr Fünfundvierzig!

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

Gamers are so coddled these days. Why, back in my youth, moons threatened all life as we know it, FALLING FROM THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES!

I once found a designer jacket at the really deep discount, and it was a size 2. It just fit me and my boyfriend then had it in his mind that I was a 2 forever, when it was more like a 6.

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

Game and match.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

You’re generalizing based on the particulars of your own sex life.

Just because underwear can be fetishized doesn’t mean it’s inherently sexual. Ever seen Rocky Horror? You mean to tell me there’s nothing sexual about Rocky’s gold panties? Sexualized undergarments exist for men too. Just because you don’t wear them doesn’t mean they don’t exist, and just because you claim not to care…

That’s why I don’t walk red carpets.

That’s why I don’t eat quinoa before walking red carpets.

I think you are getting pounced on a bit here, so here is my lady-opinion.

I’m sorry, but this isn’t even topless. There is very clearly a top. This entire argument is moot.

Also it’s weird that no one is posting her follow up comment in that same interview. Literally as part of her very next question when she agrees with Tavi that it’s ultimately not against feminism.

I always just assumed Beyonce’s nipples were diamonds.

The crazy hair is what gets me. So distracting.

“I really don’t know what my tits have to do with it.”

If having tits means you can’t be a feminist, I don’t even know what to say.