Such a beautiful metaphor for the man and the presidency he so desperately desires. He wants to be competent and well-liked, like Obama, but...

What are they going to do after that “cutting”? Pretend to eat it, like at a 5 yr. old’s ‘tea party’?

“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

Let them eat Styrofoam!

They are so fucking incompetent argh.

How can his team be so fucking incompetent that they forgot to order the cake in time for a custom design? Jesus christ, anyone who’s every planned a wedding knows that the cake is one of the first things you order.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”

I can imagine wondering which side of the correspondence was actually written by a 4th grader…

Such a dad tweet! I’m gonna go back to my tequila and blanket now.

Dear Francesca,

I’m not crying. You’re all the ones who are crying it is not me.

:)

Yep. And “exposure” for a retail product (like the stuff given in Award Show swag bags) may actually benefit the company because sales channels like the internet and retail allow simultaneous consumption of the product.

Based on the original article, her clientele is “official Washington,” but she doesn’t want exposure because she doesn’t want to be pegged as a Republican stylist or a Democratic stylist. Which I can totally understand.

Right, also, she can only sell that labour to one person at a time, so it is not as if she could still be making a living otherwise. This is absurd. I’m pretty sure rich people don’t understand that the people that work for them have also become accustomed to a certain lifestyle — like paying their rent/mortgage and…

I would also like to point out that this is actual physical labor that they are asking to be given, for free.

The best part of this, is that she’ll likely get much MORE exposure by putting them on blast than by having them write some BS tweet. It’s a win-win!

“You are messing with the president of the United States,” the Maples contact wrote her, adding that Maples was worried about her financial situation with Tiffany out of college, ending child-support payments from the president-elect. “She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”