Since her crimes warrant 2 life sentences, I disagree.

I’m fine with it. I am against the death penalty, but I also believe first-degree murderers should go to jail for life without parole.

Good. These people should not get out. Ever. I have zero qualms about saying that.

“I don’t let myself off the hook. I don’t find parts in any of this that makes me feel the slightest bit good about myself,” she said during the hearing.

Yup we sure proved how shitty they were when they played in the fuckin Super Bowl and lost by two scores after assfucking America’s sweethearts and the “unstoppable” offense of Brees and the Saints. Totally, bro.

English interrogator: Rudolph, I know your party is committed to the Aryan-ization through warfare of the whole of Europe, but we just heard you’re forcing women in the Nazi HQ typing pool to skip lunch breaks. So WHAT’S the DEAL with THAT?

The biggest error was starting every drive with a run straight up the middle. It turns out that 2nd and 9 against an excellent defense doesn’t help extend drives.

Step one: Stay out of the fucking water.

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

Is it just me, or does everyone think all cups of Keurig-produced coffee taste plastic-y?

It’s not that bad. We have Pokémon Go now.

If you think the world has never been worse than it is today, you really should pick up a history book. Horrible stuff happens, but there is a sense of fatalism that is promoted simply because now we hear about EVERY shitty thing that happens across the globe.

Their religion? The belief that they’ll be rewarded in the afterlife for being martyrs? I think that answers that question.

You should learn what a rhetorical question is before you try and use it in a sentence.

How is he a martyr?

How do people feel about Alton Sterling’s criminal record?

There will be a makeshift memorial of stuffed animals 3 cubits high and 10 cubits wide!

A douche who spends millions of dollars per year caring for children who have been dealt a shit hand of cards to begin life. He’s paid the medical bills of thousands of young kids and his charitable work is beyond impeachment.

Unfortunately, expecting people to NOT act completly idiotic is now considered “victim blaming”. I swear, we are regressing backwards as a collective species.

What’s the difference between them shooting him and bombing him? One is safer for the officers.