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Seems like I’m the only one who remembers what happened to Reginald Denny these days.

As he should be released! Get the trash off the freeway. He should have never stopped and put his life in danger. 

It needs the giant grill to distract everyone from the fact that without it, it just looks like an Accord Coupe.

Here ya go:

Or a naked mole-rat:

you hit on a key thing — NO stupid mods. This thing is in pretty damn good shape and 100-points for the owner keeping it clean. Too many young fucks got a 944 and fucked it all to hell with horseshit mods and deceive themselves thinking they’ve improved them.  

Me WANT! No obvious stupid mods (maybe the exhaust, but that’s fixable) and this old warrior would make for a satisfying weekend driver.

How many epidemiology degrees do you have? 

Of course you brought Barstool into it. I thought this website childishly picking fights with Barstool died with Deadspin

You’re delusional.

He’s infamous for it. Grasping at everything.

How do you take a comment about putting fans into the seats and go right into racial protests? I see any athlete like how Charles Barkley put it in a commercial years ago. They arent role models. They drive cars.

Hey man, any other quotes you can blow out of proportion? I need more stories like this to shape my opinion on the world.

Really working for the story...

Not social distancing while protesting totally allowed. Going to a NASCAR race, not allowed. Perhaps they should allow protesting at a NASCAR race?

I don’t think he was insinuating that they should try and sell a ticket for every seat available.

They apparently don’t matter. Are you keeping up with the murder rates in big cities? Who’s killing who.

Will proceeds go to all the small businesses and people whos car windows these hoodlums busted in as part of their “protest”?

If only I could think of a phrase made up by looters to defend their crimes......

All lives matter.