I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

You’re such a gamma.

I can’t believe some people are still single-letter males, wow. I’m only a zeta rho right now, but once I finish my last payment on this $2799 online course I can graduate into a kappa omicron male.

I dunno, probably similar to the word you’d use to describe someone who volunteers as a hall monitor for blog posts that absolutely nobody forced them to read.

Wowe, someone took the article personally

He even got a 4 picture deal with Fantastic Beasts after he was accused to beating his ex.

That’s all Depp’s lawyer, Adam Waldman (who was banned from both the court and twitter). Basically police bodycam footage was mysteriously leaked to the Daily Mail (funny how it’s always leaked to that one paper) of police visiting the flat after an incident involving wine bottles and Waldman started claiming it was…

In all seriousness, I suspect he saw Amanda Knox’s comments creating all this bad press around his movie, including changing the main character from the woman who actually endured the experience to fictional male character who did not.

I’ve met Effie Brown and she is literally one of the kindest Hollywood people I’ve ever met. I mean she walked up to me on Ash Wednesday with a huge smile and told me (totally unprompted; I was working the event she was attending and had ashes on my forehead) that while she was ex-religious, she loves people who are…

LOL your kids are hilarious and I’m taking that, bro bro.

Damon already knew it was unacceptable to use that word. That’s why you’ve never heard stories about him dropping it casually on set or around his coworkers (other than when it’s written for him to say in a script). If this were really just a part of his vocabulary he grew up with that was just really difficult to…

As my kids would say: That’s inappropro, bro bro.

“Matt, this is Thadley from Ratfuckeration PR. This whole Amanda Knox thing is kinda backfiring on you, buddy. Maybe we should think of something that will change the subject?”

I once told a man harassing me on the street that I didn’t care what he thought, and he was literally the last person I gave a shit about. I have never seen a man more tongue tied or apoplectic. To be fair, there was a brief moment where I thought he was going to hit me due to lack of verbal capabilities, but it was…

I have, from time to time, thrown concern for my safety to the winds and told these smug fuckers exactly that - nobody cares what you think, nobody cares which way your dick points. And they have NO ability to cope with this. They stutter and flail. They turn bright red (yes, they’re white dudes 99% of the time). It…

Her eyes just say it all in that pic. Total annoyance and rapanoia.

“Excuse me, Ms. Chambers? The Dora Milaje’s on line two--they want to know when you can come get fitted for your uniform.”

But is there a Go Fund Me to buy her some new tires and maybe an alarm/security upgrade? Because her insurance probably will not cover her tires since she slashed them.
I support every move she made. I would love to put something on her new tires for her.  Bianca I salute you! Post her Venmo or something Root.

The judge’s ruling ran contrary to a computer-generated assessment that indicated Mathews could be released from jail, but Cook said he also took into consideration that Mathews had 20 prior convictions.

Jesus. And the cops ignored it this whole time.