Up here in Canada, we’re getting Spicy Habanero McChicken, Spicier Szechuan, and later (they time phase in these things) a Spiciest Ghost Pepper one. I tired the Szechuan and the spice level was good, crispy breading, but no mouth numbing “MaLa” so not really Szechuan.

Props to the Democrats for making Stacey Plaskett an impeachment manager. As the representative from the Virgin Islands, she is not allowed to vote on legislation, so good for them for raising her profile.

My best biggest hope is that Trump, while not being convicted by the Senate, continues to churn rage towards the shockingly few Republicans who possess a spine and primaries the fuck out of them.

Remember that the reason Republicans won’t vote to convict Trump, even when he sent a mob to murder them, is the same reason they enabled him his entire presidency: Fundamentally they agree with him. They may not agree with his tone, or the particular words he uses, mostly because it makes it more difficult for them…

Same thing happened to me when I got a facelift about 20 years ago. I went from having doors slammed in my face and being essentially invisible, to having those doors once again held open, seats offered and being hit on.

Speaking as a man, I would be fine with this “man” being castrated and thrown into a deep hole.

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

Got damn, these grifters never give up. We also have Rep. Greene setting up “fund raising” to support her impeachment “effort”.

“Jenna Ryan for your realtor! I’m so fucking dumb I will actually DOCUMENT all the irregularities with your transaction and post them on Facebook! When we forge the deed through a dummy corporation, I’ll put my own name on that motherfucker! Hello? Hello?!”

Trump’s coronavirus response is basically Zapp Brannigan’s master strategy:

Leave it to Trump to turn the nation’s foremost disease expert into Kif from Futurama.

Unbelievably, I still know a few people who are continuing to post about how “Trump and Biden are the same.” And yeah, Biden was not my first, second or third choice. But being able to undo some of the senseless cruelty of the Trump administration brings me joy. I’m looking forward to returning to fighting about if…

“You only pay if you win” is what lawyers refer to as a contingency fee. They’re mainly used in personal injury and wrongful death cases because the defendants have insurance (you never sue people without insurance or at least recoverable assets). Most insurance companies typically have a practice of settling cases…

Of all the scum in Trump’s orbit, not just from 2016 to now but for their lives as a whole, Rudy G has to the most despicable to me. His 9/11 coattail riding ass was scum well before he shot in to the national spotlight due to a tragedy he milked; I know five to seven people personally, 2 of whom are direct blood…

Dear lord, please let Donald Trump decide to represent himself in court. We’ve earned this.

I wish some brass-balled reporter would start talking to these jerks as if they were Antifa, just to see how they'll respond to the accusations...

I think we can safely assume there will be zero consequences for any of this.

The white guy is also not wearing a mask, and he’s probably spitting all over, so he deserves it on two counts.

The racist white tears over this are so satisfying. I haven’t needed to eat anything at all because of the ginned up outrage from racists that they might catch hands the next time they start publicly calling PoC’s niggers and such. Can’t hide behind that body armor and long guns forever, boys.

(CW: mention of child sexual abuse)