at least the senate. right now they are just obstructionist assholes.

I want to flip the Senate and house too. IS that too much to ask?

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

I want to hear that line sampled on a rap track.

Still, I can’t believe how ill-prepared for this his handlers were. They should have had a statement prepared last year in preparation for this moment. Not that it would have helped him.

Unless it’s your elderly grandmother or a romantic acquaintance, kissing on the lips should be pretty much dropped as a “casual” greeting. It’s just getting more squicky as time goes on. One of my childhood friends had a dad who just loved to kiss his daughter’s visiting girlfriends on the mouth, and it was gross and…

He’s a complete bastard.

He can’t deny knowing the People reporter either. He just says she’s too ugly for him to have harassed her.

Also still within a prosecutable timeframe.

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

Holy Shit. This poor woman.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

Hey, that’s a really good explanation! I am going to try to memorize it for any future conversations I have with “truthers.”

Personally, I’d prefer the peen of (newly woke bae) Chris Evans. He’s already been sniping at the RNC, so it wouldn’t be a huge stretch to get him for this: