Then he’ll allow Trump to interrupt with, “I can do it in 4 words. NO GIRLS IN SCHOOL.” receiving tearful applause from Lauer and a standing ovation from his roving entourage of neckbearded babymen.

“Abolish the NRA.”

“Secretary Clinton: Can you explain and provide your solution to the crisis of gun violence in America? Please use 10 words or less.”

To be fair, we haven’t really tried preventing them from having guns either, I feel like there are several issues to be addressed.

Brenda Ann Spencer (shot up a school in 1979, inspired Boomtown Rats’ “I Don’t Like Mondays”) said at one of her parole hearings that every time she hears about a school shooting, she feels a little bit responsible.

I woke up this morning feeling happy and confident it was Friday. Decided to celebrate the start of the weekend by getting breakfast and working in a local coffee shop. Spilled coffee all over me, and said “well at least it’s Friday.” The barista looked at me with such pity and said “... it’s actually Thursday.”

I’ve been trying to process school shootings for almost 20 years and I still can’t even wrap my head around it.

No, it is just more evidence that all the training in the world does not prepare you for real life situations despite what certain gun nerds think.

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

Matt Lauer will probably find some way to blame this on Hillary... for empowering girls or whatnot.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

I can 100% guarantee there is no way Trump would sign on to the forum if she was the one doing the interview. Not only would he know he’d be held accountable, but worse- the accountability check would be done by a gay woman. It would never ever happen.

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

Another example to support my theory that these loathsome conservative pieces of dogshit mostly live to such old ages because they know, beyond any doubt, that they’re going to burn in hell for eternity.

I’m glad to see the spirit of Gawker lives on.

Well, I can’t approve of this sort of thing.

I'm all for the protest but they should leave their guns at home.